Why Male Masturbation

10 Benefits of Male Masturbation

Why spanking the monkey might be good for you

1. Cure Insomnia – Throw Away Those Sleeping Pills! The benefit of masturbation with insomnia has been proven in 1979.
   
   
2. Masturbation stimulates your immune system (Human Reproduction, Vol 12, 2200-2207, Copyright 1997 by Oxford University Press)
   
   
3. Keeps you in good health. Recent research study suggests masturbation may decrease incidence of prostate cancer. (Leitzmann MF, Platz EA, Stampfer MJ, Willett WC, Giovannucci E. Ejaculation frequency and subsequent risk of prostate cancer. JAMA. 2004 Apr 7:291 (13): 1578-86.)
   
   
4. Release tension and stress. Masturbation can lower blood pressure in stressful situations. One out of five Americans has an anger management problem. There haven’t been any studies on this particular argument, but nobody disputes the relaxing affect of masturbation.
   
   
5. Masturbation releases sexual tension without any performance anxiety. There is also no need for a condom and embarrassing drug store checkouts.
   
   
6. It fights depression. Masturbation releases the mood –enhancing substances seratonin and dopamine. No more need for Prozac! (F.C. Denison, V.E. Grant, A.A. Calder, and R. W. Kelly Seminal plasma components stimulate interleukin-8 and interleukin-10 release. Mol Hum. Reprod., March 1, 1999; 5(3): 220-226)
   
   
7. Earn some extra income with it! Make money as a sperm donor at a local sperm bank. Donate sperm and see how much you could make.
   
   
8. Give the gift of life. Sperm donation can help desperate couples start a family with your help. See how happy you can make other families.
   
   
9. The ultimate practice of safe sex! No chance of sexually transmitted diseases or pregnancy. There won’t be any next morning calls or child support requests.
   
   
10. Anywhere, anytime because you can ….You have the tools for the job!